Re: Dirtbag On Big Island
Word has reached me through my many channels that my archrival, Mr. Dirtbag, is on the Big Island for a supposed vacation. I think we all know that this is a cover story created to hide the fact that he knows I am currently in training on the Big Island and he is coming to scout me. We can not let this happen. I am unprepared to face him. It would be like tapioca pudding facing a speeding train full of awesomesauce which is also powered by awesomesauce. Your jobs are to be sure he never catches sight of me. Tail him and keep me informed. I can show no fear before we meet on the beach June 2nd. It will only embolden him further.
Keep me informed.
PS- Toe jam.
Well, Mr. Larmstrong, your plan worked. I did not catch sight of you during my week